By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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annagilbert 6

um OUCH!!! if that popped your cherry, that must have hurt like a bitch!

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Killerturtle 11

Something similar happen to me once. It burned like hell down there! FYL

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RayTorosFro 0

You didn't love your virginity, people pop their cherry all the time doing non sexual stuff (gymnastics, ballet, being kicked in the crotch) you're still a virgin and will remain one until you **** a guy

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cetlawizard 15

A hymen is not a cherry. Popping a cherry is a figure of speech, not a literal term. :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Lots of women break their hymens by doing non-sexual things, but that doesn't count as losing your virginity. There has to be sexual intercourse. You're still a virgin.

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marod02 0

WOW well at least you have a funny story to tell people when they ask when and how you lost it

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slimmathers123 10

that doesnt count

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lolwtfwasthat 0

Wish I could've done it...

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Wow. That's...different. Never heard about this happening.

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637R4YP3D 5

It must have been a small foot if it got all up in ya like that.

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