You may have busted your hymen but you didn't lose your virginity. I feel for you, that shit is painful (I would imagine just as bad as being kicked in the dick, and that's happened to me a few times) but don't go around telling people "i'm totally a vir---well I used to be until I got kicked."

Did the shoe smoke a cig after?

Your still a virgin dumbass just cuz you got kicked in the crotch and it "popped your cherry" doesn't mean your not a virgin.it's like wen you mastrubate... Still a virgin. And weird someone got kick in the crotch yesterday on here

Poor you

That sucks cox n Dix!

I bet it would beat all your other friends stories

Well that does suck, but on the bright side, at least your first time wont hurt as bad. You'll appreciate that it happened then.

You can break your hymen, stretching , dancing, cheerleading , ect.

And btw, you can't loose your virginity from a shoe or from any inanimate object. You can only loose it one way. Otherwise any girl who has ever used a tampon or who has masturbated would no longer be a virgin. That's just ridiculous.

My fantasy has come true! Thank you Internet!