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By Anonymous - 20/10/2019 20:00

Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 04:56 - United States - Marietta

Today, after hours of waiting and $300 spent, I find out my transmission is dying. My car is old, so the price of rebuilding it is more than it's worth. That's money well spent. FML

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Luck of the draw

By Jordan - 12/11/2020 05:02 - United States - Herndon

Today, I waited 3 hours and paid $360 to have a routine tuneup done on my old car. As I pulled into my driveway, about to turn off the engine, one of my headlights blew. FML

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By CARAPPY LUCK - 27/09/2017 16:04

Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML

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By Butter_Cup - 28/12/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

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By Kilamo - 04/07/2019 16:00

Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML

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By BuspassBob - 10/09/2012 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

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Beautiful car

By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML

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By The Drew - 21/09/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

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By thatshelpful - 02/07/2015 04:16 - United States - Council Bluffs

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 22 October 2019 4:34

Wait, you only paid $50 for a full tank of gas AND new fog lights? And you're complaining why?... My 2006 car requires a headlight that costs $30 just for that... it costs another $30 to completely fill the tank. That's just how it is; pretty standard cost it seems, although I'm surprised a set of fog lights seems to cost less than one regular headlight.

Justin Carpenter 11

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:44

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slym12312425 9

Sunday 20 October 2019 20:09

first off, did not mean to do the smiley was aiming for the mortified face and bumped it by accident. second, transmissions die, which really sucks. I'd say look into what you could get for your car as either a trade in or at scrap value, since it's probably pretty old and get a new one (to you at least).

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 20 October 2019 23:12

best not to buy at an auction next time

Rodville 28

Sunday 20 October 2019 23:33

I learned a really long time ago (like 30 years long time ago) that you never fill the tank on a car without a warranty. If you do something is bound to break. Has happened to me every time. I always go 3/4 full and no more.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 October 2019 2:26

Sure, you weighed it down with all that gas and massive fog lights!

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 21 October 2019 3:38

Car: I’m not good enough for you in the condition I’m in now. So be it. Fix my heart or buy a new car.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 22 October 2019 4:34

Wait, you only paid $50 for a full tank of gas AND new fog lights? And you're complaining why?... My 2006 car requires a headlight that costs $30 just for that... it costs another $30 to completely fill the tank. That's just how it is; pretty standard cost it seems, although I'm surprised a set of fog lights seems to cost less than one regular headlight.

Justin Carpenter 11

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:45

well they spill also have a smaller car either way yours is still pretty cheap

Justin Carpenter 11

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:44

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML

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Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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Today, after adjusting me, my chiropractor said I should stop sitting for long periods of time, because it's likely the reason for my chronic back pain. My job is as his front-desk receptionist. He yells at me if I'm not at my seat. FML

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