OP - learn to take a joke. #1 - improve yours (I've seen worse though)

Then start acting like a bitch

@ #62 - or she should STOP acting like one,

just act like Eric Cartman, best sollution.

I think they're adults... Adults. Not teenagers. Adults don't do that kind of stuff. Well I don't, but I'm a kid-adult.

Since its her husband that won't work.

I'd order a blow job and say that's the closest he's going to get to one.

It's pretty obvious he was just kidding around. I'm sure the bartender got a kick out of it. Sure it may be a tad embarrassing but it's just a joke. I wouldn't be with a girl very long if she got overly upset over something this minor. Laugh it off, OP, like others said order some other goofy drink name and fight fire with fire. You'll both get a laugh from it.

I've had boyfriends like that, that would say stuff similar to this and I would play along cause I knew they were joking and we both knew the bartender. Nothing's better than having a relationship when you can joke with one another!

What an asshole

Very female-like...

He was being "Punny"

That would either offend or excite the bartender. Probably both.

OP should tell the bartender to hit her with the hardest "cocktail" he's got.

Make sure it's straight up with a twist! (:

Or the 'Underachiever in Bed' or maybe even the 'Premature Bust' ?

The 'Premature Bust' sounds interesting. What's it taste like?

Bitter disappointment and it quite doesn't hit the spot... very dry and unsatisfying aftertaste in guessing.

how bout the tornado? exciting at first but always ends in disaster.

I'm going to guess it tastes like failure.

Isn't that the hurricane?

Or laugh it off as its meant to be a joke. Hopefully