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Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)
OP - learn to take a joke. #1 - improve yours (I've seen worse though)
Then start acting like a bitch
just act like Eric Cartman, best sollution.
I think they're adults... Adults. Not teenagers. Adults don't do that kind of stuff. Well I don't, but I'm a kid-adult.
Since its her husband that won't work.
It's pretty obvious he was just kidding around. I'm sure the bartender got a kick out of it. Sure it may be a tad embarrassing but it's just a joke. I wouldn't be with a girl very long if she got overly upset over something this minor. Laugh it off, OP, like others said order some other goofy drink name and fight fire with fire. You'll both get a laugh from it.
What an asshole
Very female-like...
That would either offend or excite the bartender. Probably both.
OP should tell the bartender to hit her with the hardest "cocktail" he's got.
Make sure it's straight up with a twist! (:
Sounds like it's going to be an interesting vacation.
Tell him to get used to his next drink. The "No sex on the beach".
The 'Premature Bust' sounds interesting. What's it taste like?
how bout the tornado? exciting at first but always ends in disaster.
I'm going to guess it tastes like failure.
Isn't that the hurricane?
Just laugh it off. You're the bigger person here (obviously) so don't let your husband pull you down to his level.
Or laugh it off as its meant to be a joke. Hopefully
Hahaha. That's really mean but funny. Hopefully he was joking
Give that guy a medal. And your life sucks.
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Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)
Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)