FML : Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't....

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grossedout - / Sunday 8 November 2009 21:11 / Canada

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By xTheLittleLadx | 0

#661562 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:30

Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

By 604 | 11

#662001 - Monday 9 November 2009 7:23

I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!

Comments

By Butcher_1419 | 0

#661544 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:21

without pics, I don't believe you.

Sandrellae | 0

#669185 - Friday 13 November 2009 6:13

rofl

brieanna101 | 0

#952449 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:25

that's so great! lol!!

brafry12997 | 0

#981259 - Sunday 18 April 2010 8:17

I might stick it in her

safirestar09 | 0

#1014905 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 10:55

This is the first, er, first comment that doesn't say "FIRST!!!!1one1!!!1!!seven"
And, OP, keep in mind- it's good to share! =D

breenarae25 | 0

#1474834 - Thursday 30 September 2010 1:50

ew perv, jk jk. u funnay

bobby_blackhulk | 0

#4608425 - Sunday 24 June 2012 19:01

Liess

By Wankster | 0

#661545 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:21

aha eww

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6560960 - Thursday 17 March 2016 3:59

Dear Penthouse forum....

By chrismard | 0

#661558 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:27

FIRST!!!!

By Quinnjamin | 0

#661559 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:28

eww thats nasty

tipsy2013 | 24

#5721311 - Friday 18 October 2013 20:21

I read this is Cleveland's voice from family guy

By xTheLittleLadx | 0

#661562 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:30

Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

By rhymethyme | 0

#661564 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:31

Bid your "toy" adieu,
And find something new.
Though sharing is caring,
Now it sucks to be you.

gotdapowa | 0

#937130 - Thursday 11 March 2010 21:50

win.

jakkanarchy | 0

#971030 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 13:36

kick-ass win

By morgan020 | 0

#661567 - Monday 9 November 2009 2:31

your personal one as opposed to the one you share? FHL for not knowing the difference. maybe you should buy a label maker with the money she's not stealing so next time she'll know which one she can use.