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Garage rock

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 14:00

Today, I encouraged my husband to form a band with some of his other middle-aged friends, I just had no idea they would name their band The Wet Farts. FML

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Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 14 November 2022 20:09

I would go listen to them just for the name! Let them have a little fun, it's awesome. And this is coming from a 42 year old woman

JackWood 20

Monday 14 November 2022 17:25

Better than the wet *****. js

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 November 2022 14:25

Are they a Journey tribute band?

JackWood 20

Monday 14 November 2022 17:25

Better than the wet *****. js

Michael Sawyer 11

Tuesday 15 November 2022 3:59

was going to say still better than the sharts

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 14 November 2022 20:09

I would go listen to them just for the name! Let them have a little fun, it's awesome. And this is coming from a 42 year old woman

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