Desperate times call for desperate measures!

By Big Mistake - 22/06/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, my new colleagues discovered the videos I did in college when I was short of money and didn't know they would end up online. My friend even asked if I was "the guy who came after 30 seconds and was comforted by the director". I was that guy. FML
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real life problems 26

Today, I was reminded how I had to comfort a guy that couldn't last more than 30 seconds in my amazing videos. FML.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you can win an Academy Award in the category of Short Subjects.

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real life problems 26

Today, I was reminded how I had to comfort a guy that couldn't last more than 30 seconds in my amazing videos. FML.

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openawhole00 6

did you use hot sauce as lube?

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Angel_Ace 5

Now that how you know you’re broke. I’m sorry you’re not enough for someone

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TheUnforgiven 8

I don't have a joke for you I'm just sorry

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you can win an Academy Award in the category of Short Subjects.

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Adam Dessouki 13

I love this because I’ve seen that clip !!!

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DragonMaiden7 15

Oh... Did someone put it in the wrong hole?

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julfunky 29

If he came after just 30 seconds then I’d say it was the RIGHT hole.

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pjsr 32

VideoS!??! How’d you get invited back if you came in just 30 seconds?

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Angcrad 17

"crying premature ejaculator" is a budding niche

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Lobby_Bee 17

Can't you tell them it wasn't you? There are tons of people out there that look alike but are complete strangers. If that doesn't work, make up some shit like you can come on demand and that scene calls for a quickie.

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