By grossedout - 08/11/2009 21:11 - Canada

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Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
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xTheLittleLadx 0

Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

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604 11

I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!

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Obee1 0

Now you know what to get her for Christmas.

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Reality_bites 14

EWW.. Disgusting alright! You should hide it in her room next time she is out, then when she gets back ask her if she has seen it. Watch her reaction. Better yet, tell her she can have it, then go purchase yourself a new one. That way she wont be inclined to use yours again. Eww. Im going to go throw up now.

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AshleyRose784 0

ugh, at this point just give it to her. eww!

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604 11

I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!

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Erindub 0

Thats freakin nasty! Theres just some things that aren't for sharing

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KWifey305 0

big deal just get a new one

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cmac86 23

please tell me you threw that away! both your roommate and toy. time to find a new one of each.

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KarelessKitten 0

Idk, this kinda sounds like that Sex and the City episode where the maid is using Samantha's vibrator. I declare: FAKE

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jre89 0

Yeah because these things don't happen to real life people just because you saw it on some stupid tv show.

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jchansfan 0

YDI for having an "adult toy" and a weird roommate. lol

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kravitzz1990 0

#32 the maid wasnt using her vibrator, she found it while she was cleaning and replaced it with a statue of virgin mary coz she believed it was a sin to hav a sex toy.. she was NOT using it herself... so you fail! xx

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