Truth hurts

By markerThief - 13/10/2013 04:33 - United States - Apple Valley

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 531
You deserved it 11 065

Same thing different taste

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Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.


2 things. OP, HOW COULD YOU TAKE GLOW IN THE DARK MONSTERS. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MARKERS, BUT THEY WERE GLOW IN THE DARK! Shame on you OP. Shame on you. And #1 why the hell are you always one of the top 5 to comment?

He must have seriously loved those markers..

whiteboy896 9

I dont think you understand the heart felt relationship between a kid and their special markers/pens. Ive been there before and let me tell you, it broke my heart

man, if you had cool markers, life was grand. I felt like Monet with my smelly markers.

Missyeru 14

What if they were glow in the dark and scented markers?! I'd ignore your texts too!

Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

do they still make glow in the dark markers?

Someone somewhere does. That's what the Internet is for.

Now ya have me searching the Internet to find out... Yep, seems like they still do make them. Just requires a trip to an Arts & Crafts store. :D

Unionbay47 10

I believe your comment is invalid.

ewmoldycheese 14

Hmmm stolen glow in the dark markers sounds quite specific... You sure you didn't steal them?

"Where am I? Who am I? Why am I here?" -BewilderedHooker

evan_7899 28

Your relationship really glows through when stuff like that happens

Glow in the dark markers.(DMX voice) its not a ******* game

Wow. Someone's a little bitter aren't they?

My parents bought me a new set of colored pens when I was in the first grade, and I lost the set(now that I think about it, someone might have taken it) and they yelled at me and hit me so many times that it would've sent any kid scuttling for cover. OP's friend could've been punished for losing his markers and maybe missed out on some stuff because his parents didn't want to buy them for him because he seemed irresponsible. I don't quite believe 'bitter' is the right term to describe him here.