Contortionist

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 14:00

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Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML
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RichardPencil 30

It doesn't sound like he "shared" very much. He just showed off.

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Yudith 24

Double jointed?! Do you know how many joints are between each vertebrae? This guy is thousand-jointed! Seriously, this guy is limber than Marilyn Manson and all members of Metalocalypse put together with a ballerina and an Olympic gymnist. I guess his "day job" is contorsionist. This guy is the only one able to do all the positions in the Kama Sutra as a guy AND as a girl.

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RichardPencil 30

It doesn't sound like he "shared" very much. He just showed off.

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Yudith 24

Double jointed?! Do you know how many joints are between each vertebrae? This guy is thousand-jointed! Seriously, this guy is limber than Marilyn Manson and all members of Metalocalypse put together with a ballerina and an Olympic gymnist. I guess his "day job" is contorsionist. This guy is the only one able to do all the positions in the Kama Sutra as a guy AND as a girl.

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Davey Crocker 7

It sounds like he did you both a favor. Are you complaining?

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emmalou 18

soo ur saying he licked himself... like a dog 🙀 Run girl, run!

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geerod 14

At least you didn’t have to give him a hand or more!

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