Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
twilightluver347 7
ah ah ah!!!
cantfightfate 0
even if you didn't have an allergic reaction, Nair is the itchiest shit in the world! who would willingly put that on their balls? that's like torture, I would imagine.
tristan1001 0
phone? lol jk
vincebloo 0
lol wired havin to tell the doctor that
FYOL 0
love the planning ahead. bummer for the actual execution however...
50epidemic 0
I'm glad you finished that sentance with your legs... I got worried for I minute haha
KylaHiLife 0
Isn't Nair For Girls ?
mbecerra7261 0
ya
ShallowWerewolf 0
Whos to sy he used it on his nuts? thats just where the reaction was no ones to say if he actually used the stuff there
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why would the reaction have been there if the product wasn't? It's not common for a topical product applied to your chest to cause a ball rash.
ShallowWerewolf 0
just sayin lol shit happens especially to me
La_femme 0
man I love patients like you. yes, I am a nurse.
SCARYMUSIC 0
what the hell is Nair?
Diannaa 0
It's a hair removing cream. As you can see, it can be dangerous if you don't read the instructions :)
purplemnm 9
they have the commercial with the hot girls in 70s hot pants dancing around showing off their smooth shiny legs
KappaSLAPPA 0
lmmfao! dumbass that's as funny as when I walked in on my cousin jacking off with sun tan lotion!