Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
IDigSmartLadies 0
A: Spot test. ALWAYS. B: Magic Shave FTW!
this_one 2
Didn't you read the label? You should always read the label before applying chemicals to your genitals.
trizzieb 0
^^^^Fail.
brucesgirl 0
sucks ah directions learned the hard way lol
dynky 3
this is why you do a patch test before smearing it all over your genitals.
SCARYMUSIC 0
he's trying to wack off why would the lable help at this point
bunny911 16
did you not read the part of the bottle/tube/can where it says do not use on genital area??? YDI...X10
sshap21712 0
not supposed to use Nair down there, numbnuts!
loludeserveit 0
^^^win
glostik 0
OP, it says specifically on the website and on the bottle that you SHOULD NOT use it in the crotch area, You Dumbshit...Good Lord...
calkim 0
I knew someone that did that once. ended up getting weird Pimple/boil things all over his nuts. they popped in his sleep and his underwear was rock hard by morning. have fun with that
atsirk 0
thanks for the description.