Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
Squander 3
I am, personally, one of the crazies who enjoy getting a mawful of hair. But I'm a complete ****, so don't take my word for it. lols
xosKsxo 0
Nairs for girls idiot... and they don't make 'nut nair' so it's not like it would work on any guy so you deserved it learn how to read.
peasinacan 0
at least ur tryin to make it snappy
goonie85 0
Kudos for the manscaping attempt. It was a noble effort. I used that shit on my legs one time and they were red, sore, and itchy for days. I can't even imagine it on genitals.... They do make a bikini area Nair, maybe that could've worked. In conclusion, Nair=evil no matter where you put it. At least no one put it on their vag. Ow, mucus membrane....
skater4life5253 0
Why the **** were you putting nair on your balls at 2 in the morning? you know that niars for girls right?
talkalot_360 1
y on earth would u put nair there? its very dangerous, even 4 my legs. i have little holes in my leg from using it
trumpetGIRL12345 0
OP siriously I've used slide grease as chap-stick on accident but why were you putting Nair on your crotch dude not cool
sobie 0
your not susposed to put nair on you pubic area.
meintx2001 1
Wow bummer. You're suposed to shave eachother with cream and razor. Much more fun that way.
Talmanaze 0
omg epidemic, you posted your comment at exactly 13:37 :o