Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
rellik81 0
Trimming is fine, i think all guys should, I do. But really dude, ******* Nair? Your a douche!!!!
Igor_g5 0
You used nair on your nuts?
fakefmlfinder 0
not an allergic reaction. that's classic jackass stupidity. you don't ******* do that on your nuts idiot. you're an epic example of retard. YDI
revcanon 0
YDI for not reading the directions. That stuff is WAY too strong for you to be using on thin skin (i.e. genitals)
zombijesus 0
ouch don't put it on your taint fool! one time I put cologne on my balls and it ******* scorched, prolly killed all my little babies.
Trixies100 0
why the **** were you using Nair on your nuts ?
misskity6 0
lol. when you go to type nair it auto spells Nairobi lmao. a very happy accident. on a side note. nair on nuts would be SO convenient if it was made for that. youd think it a pain free nut hair remover. quite the contrary :( try laser hair removal instead
isitreally 0
Does laser work down there and isn't it quite painful? Is bad enough getting my face done.....
dtm1973 0
Did ya see the warning on the label that says not to use the product in the genital area? YDI
QueenOfStars 0
no it wasn't u liar.
onnielief 4
that's why you don't use any chemical hairremoval product on your privates before you've tested it on a tiny patch of skin at the spot where you want to use it! ydi or fyl, not sure.