You're everywhere.

then what happened.... the suspense is killing me... i am itching to find out!

Bad things man... Bad things

that's why you scrub in the shower immediately after touching poison ivy.

Brilliant idea, Sherlock

this one time in high school, my ex and i were hooking up in the woods behind the school. aparantly in a big patch of poison ivy. she ended up with a head to toe rash. it was not a pretty sight. thats also when i learned i was immune to it. needless to say she was nowhere near as happy as i was about this

hand cream...her hands, his cock and balls... should be self explanatory

Ohhh idk... maybe hmm... normal married couple things?? As in. SEX.

Vaso... what?

Vasoline???

No. There is this thing called "contact". And stop flipping me off!

I was wondering the same thing. It's not like he specifies that they had sex, could've just been masturbating.

Why would he masturbate with his wife's medicated hand cream?

he couldn't find lube or moisturiser...

i think he got lucky

when giving a handjob, you always include the balls...