Intimacy: Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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Anonnamus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:13

Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

pandemic_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:04

Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

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Giorgio272 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:22

oo baby don't use Nair shit ain't tight ifyaknowwhatimsayin. use either your boufrends teeth or a shaver ffs.

nuke_o 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:47

does anybody know what that said?????

nuke_o 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:49

does anybody know what this says??? ^^^^

Hiropon 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:39

...what is Nair? :/

MeGustaComer 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:40

I'm glad you try to take care of that forest down there anyway. My boyfriend uses an electric shaver or hard wax and it does the trick. :d

gymnastgirl44 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:43

YDI for not reading directions and trying to nair your balls at 2am. WTF do you need to nair at 2am?

mbecerra7261 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:51

u idiot just shave like every other guy! 4 being lazy YDI!

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:52

at least now your girlfriend will notice your nuts

gdthang 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:54

try waxing next time...

shiomi 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:57

even if it is a female product, it says to test it out first on your hand or something to make sure you're not allergic

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:02

he's usienig Nair to Jack off at 2am to Jack off dude you have gf but it is hilarious. although i can't shake the feeling that I saw a fml where a gf had to take her bf to the hospital AND he was wacking off