By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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LaughinStock 16

Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)

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RedPillSucks 31

She brings you presents and all you do is complain.

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bengermin 5

The other other white meat.

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Cad6 24

#60 - Mice don't have rabies. And if you're referring to the cat, you indirectly called the OP an idiot because only an idiot would keep a cat with rabies in his/her house.

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Squishypenguin 0

Over analyzation? Just kidding :) I just wish I had a keen eye

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OHai15 12

Damn nature! you scary!!

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Krirn 21

Your mice problem got taken cared of, where's the FML?

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RedPillSucks 31

She brings you presents and all you do is complain.

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friedchickenpie 14

Spelling - it makes the difference between pronunciations. So anyway, I think the cat would be a bit too big to have "wraped" the mouse. Does that count as **********?

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boydeee01 7

It was still funny, even though he spelled it wrong.

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gracehi 31

Wow, 17, you are just sooooo smaaaaart. *Rolls eyes*

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RedPillSucks 31

non-human sex does not count as **********. And why would the cat rape his gift? Seems uncharitable.

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Sounds like he has a delicious present for you!

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DaKillaMafia 2

Were they on you?

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bowser_rawr16 13

That sounds like such a wonderful thing to wake up to. I'm sorry OP. Poor mouse :(

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Squishypenguin 0

Cats need sustenance to, it's only natural.

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mike3775 35

At least you have a cat that is willing to catch mice. My cat would lay there and watch the mouse scurry about and not do a damn thing

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starwind3438 9

Is your cat related to Garfield by any chance?

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Ferretface 13

Is your cat Garfield by any chance?

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False_Stupidity 41

Nah, Garfield wouldn't just watch, he would socialise with the mouse and get some cheese for him even.

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mike3775 35

No idea, but my cat is super lazy. Even when it goes outside to lay in the grass, a bird could land in front of him and he just look at the bird and then put its head back down. My 2 dogs on the other hand, would chase the mouse or bird

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M0NK3Yz 2

if you dont want the cat ill take it

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