Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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KelpytheG 1
That's not that ****** bad
Noormahmoudd 7
Maybe you'll end up liking him or I've read too much stories
Zeekdamonsta 7
Okay so lets make a few things clear. She did not lead him on or at least it wasnt clear if she did. But she did leave his house in such a hurry that she forgot her wallet. He didnt STEAL it like alot of you are saying. Also he isnt FORCING her to do anything. He asked her to go on the date in a way he thought was fun and playful. If she refused im pretty sure hed give her the wallet back anyway. Or this whole FML woulda been completely different, if he didnt return it. Stating how he refused to return it. And lets just make it clear that there is no way in hell there was an understanding here. She wouldnt have dashed out if they both knew it was a one night stand, she woulda said she left his place normally. And at least wouldnt have dashed out fast enough to forget her wallet. So it was completely normal for him to call her and ask her to dinner like that. And he wasnt BLACKMAILING her either. He obviously wanted to do something nice for her, hence take her to dinner. If he wanted to blackmail her he woulda said something like, have sex with me if you want your wallet back. So to all you feminists that are blind to see that, im sorry but you really need to stop being egotistic bitches that think all guys are assholes. Also if this was a man, id still say the same thing. What she did isnt right. No matter what gender. He tried doing something nice for her, she coulda just refused, im sure hed give the wallet back. Again clarifying that SHE FORGOT IT, he didnt steal it or force it against her. All he did was make a kind gesture in a playful way. If it was a guy that she was actually interested in, you guys wouldnt be calling him a creep now would you?
nessieobsessed 1
wow all these people are assholes!!! it's your choice to have a one night stand. sure it's awkward to have to go back to his house to get your wallet from him. But he shouldn't make you go on a date with him. you should get your ******* wallet back and this is why men grind my gears!!! it reminds me of when a guy cat calls a girl on the street and she doesn't want it and everyone says that it's a compliment and women should take compliments. or when a female teacher violates a male student and they say the kid should be lucky. it's ignorance and it makes me sick. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that and all of these asshole comments.
Zeekdamonsta 7
No one MADE her go. He was being playful. Thats literally all there is to it. And im 20000% sure he would have returned it if she refused. Read my previous comment. The one before yours.
tigeran24 7
that's actually not that creepy