Attractive ...

Ok seriously?? Wtf is up with spray tans in the first place?? Girls look WAY sexier natural.. Learn to feel comfortable in your own skin.. (pun intended)

Unintentional racism with unintentional blackface...awkward.

I didn't even notice you forgot to type 'be' until you pointed it out :p

Ok, lets put this in simple terms: If you ask for it, they will give you it. If you go to the hairdressers for a trim, but tell them you want a mohawk; you will get a mohawk. If you go to a restaurant and ask for a burger, they will give you a burger. Either stop joking and be straight with people (Because if thats a joke, then your jokes suck) OR make a sign saying "Im Joking" or "Sarcasm".

you're close to new jersey. i see a new friendship with snooki heading your way. c:

So you "jokingly" said the darkest but never said what you actually wanted? Right. You wanted darkest and realized it looked like shit and decided to pass the blame. YDI

Ok maybe it was a joke to you, but, even if both of you guys laugh at it unless you correct yourself and say "no just kidding I want XYZ" how could you expect her to not do her job? FYL because you don't have common sense, not because you look like an employee of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

OGive your head a shake, now you look like one of those ooMpA loompas from jersey shorel

so how was she supposed to know you were joking?