Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
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TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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lakeylove 0
wow pooish driving but i see lots of fmls saying Today i was driving and got a speeding ticket on my way to paying my other ticket. or today i got a ticket becuase the meter ran out of time while i was paying my ticket
Xexion 0
Everybody speeds. 5over usually won't get you pulled over. More will. Thats when you become a dumbass
uhmfml 0
That sucks that this happens. I speed too, I guess I have just been lucky because I have never been caught. I am sorry, OP.
ohhhhshizzz 0
And this is how the conversation went: Officer: Why were you speeding? OP: Because I'm a jackass. Officer: Why are you a jackass? OP: My mom was drunk during my birth. OP: I understand that *everyone* speeds, but you either had to be going A. Over the speed limit by at LEAST 15/20 mph or B. The cops in your towns are real ball busters when it comes to speeding. So if A. YDI, if B. YLIF. So I click both.
_m0nkeyz 5
26: people are allowed to have opinions, so calm yourself with these questions: 1) do you come on this site for the sole purpose of yelling at people you don't know? 2) do you need to take an anger managment course? 3) are there any words that rhyme with month?
CookiMonster2005 0
Hahahaha, this happens to my mom ALL the time xD The road is not a good place for speed demons, and dont believe the "its okay to go 5 mph over the speed limit!" Load of bull.
keely90210 0
youre my hero! not really. actually you definately need to pay attention to the road because one day you will end up in a car crash either dead or killing someone else. keep that in your mind while driving next time.
Juno_fml 0
I had to be in court this morning too 8D I didn't get a ticket on the way though, FYL, poor you! Bad luck happens, bro, but hey! Think of the funny stories you can tell your grandkids one day :D
dotVillain 1
You obviously didn't learn from your previous mistake. YDI.
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
43: enough* not nuff. if you're going to correct someone, do it right. and well, maybe you should consider taking it slow and stop speeding before it is worse than a speeding ticket.