Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date... - FML

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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Alkron 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:40

Not just a YDI in my opinion, but failblog worthy xP

pew_pew_lasers 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:40

DO THE WHOLE ******* UNIVERSE A GOD DAMN ******* FAVOR AND STOP ******* SPEEDING FOR ****'S SAKE YOU ******* FUCKTARDED FUCKHEAD!!

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:43

45 insane much? one word, Prosac

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:45

edit to 46 I mean Prozac

clams_rule0002 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:48

haha is #45 on crack?!?!?

DaelLittle 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:48

They give people speeding tickets to stop them from speeding. What I mean is, don't speed. Not that hard.

dazzlemcnazzle 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:53

Will you ever learn? Apparently not. You're probably one of the assholes who fuel my passionate dream of having a 20mm cannon attached to my car to incinerate morons. Why haven't they suspended your license yet? Also, #50, if OP is going to court for a speeding ticket it's probably ridiculously over. I never let myself go more than ten over. Ever. Anything more than that is worse than unsafe.

miranda_panda 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:55

haha, man you're hilarious. try driving behind an old lady. slow you down a bit. p.s. try a bus. no tickets there!

Phoenixman13 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:55

Loves it!

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:56

50... ding ding ding... For the WIN! That was well written, inoffensive, and true! It is clearly this guys fault (i doubt he is arguing that), also he was having a bad day! I speed every day! Some days I get caught, most days I don't (especially after the purchase of my radar detector). When I get caught, I know it's my damn fault and I don't need everybody coaching me with their obvious words of wisdom... Huh huh huh if you touch fire it will burn huh huh huh! For ***** sake, we all know that! Just give me a "wow that sucks man" and I'll be happy!

Coolguyt2 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:02

I haven't got caught yet and I usually go like 10 over. I even went 10 over by a cop twice and he didn't give 2 craps

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