Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Top comments
TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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Comments (201)
Alkron 0
Not just a YDI in my opinion, but failblog worthy xP
pew_pew_lasers 0
DO THE WHOLE ******* UNIVERSE A GOD DAMN ******* FAVOR AND STOP ******* SPEEDING FOR ****'S SAKE YOU ******* FUCKTARDED FUCKHEAD!!
sparda4355 0
45 insane much? one word, Prosac
sparda4355 0
edit to 46 I mean Prozac
clams_rule0002 0
haha is #45 on crack?!?!?
DaelLittle 0
They give people speeding tickets to stop them from speeding. What I mean is, don't speed. Not that hard.
dazzlemcnazzle 0
Will you ever learn? Apparently not. You're probably one of the assholes who fuel my passionate dream of having a 20mm cannon attached to my car to incinerate morons. Why haven't they suspended your license yet? Also, #50, if OP is going to court for a speeding ticket it's probably ridiculously over. I never let myself go more than ten over. Ever. Anything more than that is worse than unsafe.
miranda_panda 0
haha, man you're hilarious. try driving behind an old lady. slow you down a bit. p.s. try a bus. no tickets there!
Phoenixman13 0
Loves it!
sparda4355 0
50... ding ding ding... For the WIN! That was well written, inoffensive, and true! It is clearly this guys fault (i doubt he is arguing that), also he was having a bad day! I speed every day! Some days I get caught, most days I don't (especially after the purchase of my radar detector). When I get caught, I know it's my damn fault and I don't need everybody coaching me with their obvious words of wisdom... Huh huh huh if you touch fire it will burn huh huh huh! For ***** sake, we all know that! Just give me a "wow that sucks man" and I'll be happy!
Coolguyt2 0
I haven't got caught yet and I usually go like 10 over. I even went 10 over by a cop twice and he didn't give 2 craps