Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend came home from work at 8 p.m., monologued about how he doesn't love me anymore for two hours, and walked out on me. In the middle of quarantine. Out of nowhere. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I walked 30 minutes with my new boyfriend from my chalet to the local supermarket, cutting through the woods. It was dark, but the moon shone bright and we had torches. He was so scared, he startled at every noise and even cried. When we got to town, he dumped me, and left on the next train. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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Top comments
IndigoKitty 3
he couldn't have just told you that over the phone? and if he doesn't love someone who's willing to walk an hour in stormy weather to see them, then good riddance to them, find someone who'll apreciate you.
Pounce 0
#11 said it best. FYL indeed, you deserve better.
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Comments (115)
dancin303 0
fyl edit: resisting urge to right first. oh and btw #2 you fail
ZeroIce 12
1- 1. you wrote first 2. fix your grammar. its write not right 3. she didn't know he was breaking up with her. How's it a fail?
Blimy 0
Second =]
TurtleGenius 0
Another great reason to relegalize midevil torture instruments.
sheenamaedc09 0
*medieval
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
oh snap
3Aboodii 16
troll
pickwick716 0
you deserved it for not putting out more
LaLince 40
lol
TNEBlover 0
third =] aww he was prob drunk if he isnt the emotional type
RedBlueGreenDot 0
k so... LOL. & #3 is genious.
mucrew 0
pour a bucket of water on him
pickwick716 0
#1 fails for not writing first and spelling "write" incorrectly. And #3 is probably in need of a harpooning
ILIEKGIRLS 5
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
salic77 11
..... sound fx ftw
joooj_fml 0
think of it as good exercise