Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date...

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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You deserved it 1 523

By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 416

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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You deserved it 17 841

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 349

TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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drummaboy5189 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 10:35

Oh man dude, that happened to a friend of mine. he was on his way to defensive driving, busted for speeding.

The_Suit_Guy 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 10:53

A-dargh, a-duh, a-doi; learn from your mistakes, dumbass. YDI

Barthez01 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 11:07

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

axeman3456 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 11:25

Who on earth speeds on their way to court? Are you that eager to be charged? YDI.. and LOL @ #89...

characins 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:48

Slow learner?

chilly359 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 13:01

that is so ironic its funny

XScarlet 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 14:09

LOL that's too funny... but what's funnier are all the judgmental people who posted on this thread. Jeez, get over yourselves people! #132 - Really?

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 14:16

Haha once bitten twice shy (;

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 27 May 2009 14:36

I predict another FML from you tomorrow saying you got another speeding ticket on the way home from court.

whomajigi 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:19

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