Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Top comments
TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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LJtheGreat 0
Why go to court for a speeding ticket? Just shove that bitch in your glove box and forget about it
Manda777 0
hahahahaha LMAO!!! that rly sux. altho you sorta deserved it, but still fyl. that just made my day.
Amkii 0
Maybe you need to slow down every once in a while... (and look out for police while you are speeding).
sparda4355 0
51 wow... a freaking cannon... really? Don't you think shooting a cannon on an open road would be more dangerous than speeding? Plus I ALWAYS go to court for all tickets because in America if you fight them (even when you’re at fault) 9 out of 10 times they get reduced! So your assumptions just make you look like a presumptuous loser that dreams about mass “road raging” genocide! Go play some more dungeons and dragons!
jem1991 0
if you dont like tickets, dont speed. that is all.
were_giraffe 2
50 is right... speeding tickets are the ONLy the fault of the driver best way to not get one... drive responsibly. you're maneuvering a large device that has the power to do a lot of damage and take lives if you screw up... so if the driver feels that he or she shouldn't be responsible for how they drive then, they shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel ever. Almost everyone I've *EVER* heard say, "Well I know how to handle the speed, I can drive that fast"... usually it's their *egos* talking and their actual driving skills are nowhere close to what they pretend they are.
smiley_girl 0
cough... maybe you shouldn't speed... cough
dripinwet 0
i drove my mom to court for a wreck.. then as we were leaving I got pulled over for not wearing my sealt belt...
siphorsoul 0
i find that a lot of these self rightious people posting their comments on how the OP is a "********" probably haven't got a licence. once you learn to drive, you're extremely safe. you build up confidence. then after a few months, you more than often ALWAYS go above the speed limit when it's an open road/there are no other cars around, then after that, you end up always overtaking. it's natural. going fast is fun, no if's no buts, there's nothing fun about sticking to 50 mph when you can go 70. FYL for getting two tickets, my advice is only speed on roads where you can visably see if there's a police car out and about.
sulitak 27
yeah, then you grow up and realize that its cheaper to drive 55 than it is 70
NickelPhosphate 0
Some people never learn. DONT SPEED! You deserved that one. There are limits for a reason.