Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Top comments
TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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Comments (201)
mellowyellowww 0
MAYBE YOU SHOULD START LEAVING YOUR HOUSE ON TIME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEED EVERYWHERE. COMMON SENSE.
sassy21 0
Stop breaking the law a-hole!
Kristoffer 35
Yeah, 'cause they just randomly hand out speeding tickets. Oh, wait, no, they gave you a speeding ticket because you were speeding. YDI.
bemen11 0
You're a moron
24788 7
Take your time from now on! No need to rush through life. FTP though
baby_love 0
speeding a little bit over the limit never gets anyone pulled over so he/she is obviously a reckless driver... no need to defend the OP
illeyad 0
Learn from your mistakes! Ironey is cruel
great_lawl 0
Fate is telling you to SLOW DOWN
that_guy_you_are 0
Use X-Coppers, only suckers argue their own speeding tickets.
alex_vik 1
Some people just don't learn.