Getting some action - FML

Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

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Saturday 18 April 2020 16:15

So report him?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Saturday 18 April 2020 19:46

I'd report it to an employee and have them call the police. That's technically illegal - indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious behavior, etc.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

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Saturday 18 April 2020 16:15

So report him?

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 18 April 2020 16:58

Lend him a hand and charge him 6 hours of computer time.

sickerthanyou 13

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Saturday 18 April 2020 19:33

Well, that’s your fault. Everybody knows public libraries are for masturbating

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Saturday 18 April 2020 19:46

I'd report it to an employee and have them call the police. That's technically illegal - indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious behavior, etc.

DogStew 20

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Wednesday 22 April 2020 6:23

Tell a librarian! Libraries has protocol for situations like that.

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