Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend got super paranoid when I received flowers, along with a card saying what a "lovely time" the sender had last weekend. My girlfriend decided this was proof I'd cheated on her. The card was signed "Vanessa," which is also her mother's name. Who stayed with us last weekend. FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
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Top comments
tereshay 0
ya gf should be the one upset she didn't get her card!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha pay better attention next time!
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Comments (38)
yourproblemnow 0
lmaoo #5 :)
ColdGold 6
ha ha ha ha
Comatose27 0
YDI for not knowing her address.... and lmfao to #6
gotit4cheap 0
if she a hot female then have a 3way
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
The more I think about it, this kind of sounds like an episode to a sitcom.
kelleyb323 0
that doesn't even make sense.. wouldn't you have put her name on it? in that case the mail main probably would have realized or at the very least her neighbor would have given it to your girlfriend. lastly, why couldn't you give it to her in person?
samantha_durano 6
haha, way to go :)
nanerjl 0
that's funny shit
tisiphone_fml 0
Federal offense to open somebody else's mail... did you at least put your girlfriend's name on it? If so, perhaps you can scare *her* into leaving you alone ("Well, I called the police, and...").
craziii 0
omg I seriously lold at this
NotMeh 0
lol xD