By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 03:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML
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They grow up so fast. :']

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.


They grow up so fast. :']

JMichael 25

If you know what I mean ;)

Why would you ask your kid that?

9, is that a pedosmile hiding under your avatar's ski/ninja mask?

That is Kakashi hatake you disrespectful human being! He is awesome!

Why all of the responses to this comment so stupid

yeah seriously...

skittyskatbrat 19

I was about to suggest the same thing :D Such moments need to be preserved...for when he's a teen....

It sounds like he just discovered a new word for them rather than just now discovering them.

My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling I want to play with my ding-a-ling!

now that's stuck in my head

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

RenoTheRhino 30

Good luck with your son, OP. haha.

Great song! It's gonna be a real hit sometime!

YouTube gold...

Reminds me of miss march: "I'm gonna love/fuck/etc a white chick"

Better than Bieber. Why is his name in my autocorrect :c

Don't worry, the excitement will wear off eventually... give him another 50 years or so

All part of the learning process- just be glad he didn't make his discovery in public! (...If the stories are true, I may have discovered 'sh*t' while grocery shopping at 2)

When I was 2, I would pick up cucumbers in the shop and spin round singing, "willy, willy". My brother was nice enough to give me that habit, my parents hated it.

That's adorable.

Reminds me of the shaycarl video where their kid says he's got a boner "bow-n-arrow".

He's got big balls, she's got big balls but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Scynistr 20

I give you credit for the song reference..

Don't disrespect acdc like that