By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 03:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML
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TheGreatAlexande 12
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They grow up so fast. :']

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jtthegr8 26
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Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

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TheGreatAlexande 12
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They grow up so fast. :']

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JMichael 25
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If you know what I mean ;)

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firefighter925 18
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Why would you ask your kid that?

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jerryj 27
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9, is that a pedosmile hiding under your avatar's ski/ninja mask?

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abhi95 31
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That is Kakashi hatake you disrespectful human being! He is awesome!

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LolzBomber 11
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Record your son singing the song and play it back to him when he is older, you'll get the last laugh them :>

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BrickTamlandLamp 13
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Why all of the responses to this comment so stupid

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toaster123 11
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yeah seriously...

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skittyskatbrat 19
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I was about to suggest the same thing :D Such moments need to be preserved...for when he's a teen....

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Amoondris 17
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It sounds like he just discovered a new word for them rather than just now discovering them.

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Kamon97 23
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My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling I want to play with my ding-a-ling!

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jaylacheatham 7
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now that's stuck in my head

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jtthegr8 26
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Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30
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Good luck with your son, OP. haha.

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Chanti_fml 26
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Great song! It's gonna be a real hit sometime!

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patrickalamo 47
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YouTube gold...

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Tthug 34
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Reminds me of miss march: "I'm gonna love/fuck/etc a white chick"

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Godsofdracos 15
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Better than Bieber. Why is his name in my autocorrect :c

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kwyk 23
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Don't worry, the excitement will wear off eventually... give him another 50 years or so

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_kyleG_ 34
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All part of the learning process- just be glad he didn't make his discovery in public! (...If the stories are true, I may have discovered 'sh*t' while grocery shopping at 2)

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Mauskau 35
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When I was 2, I would pick up cucumbers in the shop and spin round singing, "willy, willy". My brother was nice enough to give me that habit, my parents hated it.

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infinitegrace 21
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That's adorable.

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Tthug 34
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Reminds me of the shaycarl video where their kid says he's got a boner "bow-n-arrow".

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steve31789 8
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He's got big balls, she's got big balls but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

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Scynistr 20
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I give you credit for the song reference..

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Sangue0608 26
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Don't disrespect acdc like that

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