Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML
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TheGreatAlexande
| 12
They grow up so fast. :']
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jtthegr8
| 26
Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.
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TheGreatAlexande
| 12
They grow up so fast. :']
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JMichael
| 25
If you know what I mean ;)
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firefighter925
| 18
Why would you ask your kid that?
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jerryj
| 27
9, is that a pedosmile hiding under your avatar's ski/ninja mask?
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abhi95
| 31
That is Kakashi hatake you disrespectful human being! He is awesome!
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LolzBomber
| 11
Record your son singing the song and play it back to him when he is older, you'll get the last laugh them :>
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BrickTamlandLamp
| 13
Why all of the responses to this comment so stupid
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toaster123
| 11
yeah seriously...
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skittyskatbrat
| 19
I was about to suggest the same thing :D Such moments need to be preserved...for when he's a teen....
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Amoondris
| 17
It sounds like he just discovered a new word for them rather than just now discovering them.
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Kamon97
| 23
My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling I want to play with my ding-a-ling!
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jaylacheatham
| 7
now that's stuck in my head
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jtthegr8
| 26
Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.
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RenoTheRhino
| 30
Good luck with your son, OP. haha.
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Chanti_fml
| 26
Great song! It's gonna be a real hit sometime!
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patrickalamo
| 47
YouTube gold...
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Tthug
| 34
Reminds me of miss march:
"I'm gonna love/fuck/etc a white chick"
"I'm gonna love/fuck/etc a white chick"
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Godsofdracos
| 15
Better than Bieber.
Why is his name in my autocorrect :c
Why is his name in my autocorrect :c
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kwyk
| 23
Don't worry, the excitement will wear off eventually... give him another 50 years or so
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CasseyWasntHere
| 10
thats priceless
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_kyleG_
| 34
All part of the learning process- just be glad he didn't make his discovery in public! (...If the stories are true, I may have discovered 'sh*t' while grocery shopping at 2)
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Mauskau
| 35
When I was 2, I would pick up cucumbers in the shop and spin round singing, "willy, willy". My brother was nice enough to give me that habit, my parents hated it.
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infinitegrace
| 21
That's adorable.
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Tthug
| 34
Reminds me of the shaycarl video where their kid says he's got a boner "bow-n-arrow".
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steve31789
| 8
He's got big balls, she's got big balls but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
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Scynistr
| 20
I give you credit for the song reference..
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Sangue0608
| 26
Don't disrespect acdc like that