FML : Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't...

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 March 2014 03:34 / United States - Brooklyn

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By TheGreatAlexande | 12

#5882804 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:40

They grow up so fast. :']

By jtthegr8 | 26

#5882806 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:42

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

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By TheGreatAlexande | 12

#5882804 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:40

They grow up so fast. :']

JMichael | 25

#5882815 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:03

If you know what I mean ;)

firefighter925 | 18

#5882869 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:24

Why would you ask your kid that?

jerryj | 27

#5882884 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:38

9, is that a pedosmile hiding under your avatar's ski/ninja mask?

abhi95 | 31

#5882889 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:41

That is Kakashi hatake you disrespectful human being! He is awesome!

LolzBomber | 11

#5882992 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 15:49

Record your son singing the song and play it back to him when he is older, you'll get the last laugh them :>

BrickTamlandLamp | 13

#5883024 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 16:18

Why all of the responses to this comment so stupid

toaster123 | 11

#5883236 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 20:51

yeah seriously...

skittyskatbrat | 19

#5883285 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:36

I was about to suggest the same thing :D Such moments need to be preserved...for when he's a teen....

By Amoondris | 17

#5882805 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:41

It sounds like he just discovered a new word for them rather than just now discovering them.

Kamon97 | 23

#5882870 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:27

My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling I want to play with my ding-a-ling!

jaylacheatham | 7

#5882941 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 14:11

now that's stuck in my head

By jtthegr8 | 26

#5882806 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:42

Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

By RenoTheRhino | 30

#5882808 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:49

Good luck with your son, OP. haha.

By Chanti_fml | 26

#5882810 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:55

Great song! It's gonna be a real hit sometime!

patrickalamo | 47

#5882883 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 12:36

YouTube gold...

Tthug | 34

#5882970 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 15:01

Reminds me of miss march:

"I'm gonna love/fuck/etc a white chick"

Godsofdracos | 15

#5883345 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:33

Better than Bieber.

Why is his name in my autocorrect :c

By kwyk | 23

#5882811 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:55

Don't worry, the excitement will wear off eventually... give him another 50 years or so

By CasseyWasntHere | 10

#5882812 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:55

thats priceless

By _kyleG_ | 34

#5882813 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:02

All part of the learning process- just be glad he didn't make his discovery in public! (...If the stories are true, I may have discovered 'sh*t' while grocery shopping at 2)

Mauskau | 35

#5882930 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 13:54

When I was 2, I would pick up cucumbers in the shop and spin round singing, "willy, willy". My brother was nice enough to give me that habit, my parents hated it.