Gross and weird

By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

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tipsyone 22
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What the actual fuck???

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tipsyone 22
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What the actual fuck???

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weirdncrazy 25
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Im very curious how old your girlfriend is

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kfchicken 31
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in monkey years or human years?

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RichardPencil 30
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Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

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Aiden89 23

I have so many questions

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JackWood 18
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And you found out how? She did this while you were in the same room?

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2deployments1divorce 10

Probably got a face full of poo while setting on the toilet lol

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mike3775 35
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It’s not weird, it’s freaking disgusting

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RichardPencil 30
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Especially if she misses the toilet!

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legalgravethief 8
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Unless that’s your kink, dude! Run a fricken mile faster than usain bolt!

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RichardPencil 30
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He's a sprinter. He'd kick ass for the first 200m, but then he'd walk the next 1400 or so.

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sarsuela 28
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Poop in the shower guy, anyone?

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benjamn 24
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Deuce in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot. As shared by Adam Carolla.

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JackWood 18
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Pipes are pipes

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Zebediabolical 39
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...but did she make the shot?

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