Gross and weird
By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00
By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00
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What the actual fuck???
Im very curious how old your girlfriend is
in monkey years or human years?
Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.
And you found out how? She did this while you were in the same room?
It’s not weird, it’s freaking disgusting
Especially if she misses the toilet!
Unless that’s your kink, dude! Run a fricken mile faster than usain bolt!
He's a sprinter. He'd kick ass for the first 200m, but then he'd walk the next 1400 or so.
Poop in the shower guy, anyone?
Deuce in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot. As shared by Adam Carolla.
Pipes are pipes
...but did she make the shot?
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Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.
What the actual fuck???