Gross and weird
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What the actual ****???
Im very curious how old your girlfriend is
in monkey years or human years?
Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.
And you found out how? She did this while you were in the same room?
It’s not weird, it’s freaking disgusting
Especially if she misses the toilet!
Unless that’s your kink, dude! Run a fricken mile faster than usain bolt!
He's a sprinter. He'd kick ass for the first 200m, but then he'd walk the next 1400 or so.
Poop in the shower guy, anyone?
...but did she make the shot?
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Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.
What the actual ****???