Gross and weird

By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

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RichardPencil 30

Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

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Aiden89 23

I have so many questions

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JackWood 20

And you found out how? She did this while you were in the same room?

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2deployments1divorce 11

Probably got a face full of poo while setting on the toilet lol

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mike3775 35

It’s not weird, it’s freaking disgusting

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legalgravethief 8

Unless that’s your kink, dude! Run a fricken mile faster than usain bolt!

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RichardPencil 30

He's a sprinter. He'd kick ass for the first 200m, but then he'd walk the next 1400 or so.

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benjamn 24

Deuce in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot. As shared by Adam Carolla.

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