Gross and weird

By Porkchop - 14/11/2021 23:00

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 456
You deserved it 97

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Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

What the actual fuck???

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What the actual fuck???

Im very curious how old your girlfriend is

in monkey years or human years?

Are you dating a chimpanzee? It is weird and disturbing. How can you not get distracted when she gives you a hand job? You need to... ... wait on it ... "dump" her.

I have so many questions

And you found out how? She did this while you were in the same room?

Probably got a face full of poo while setting on the toilet lol

It’s not weird, it’s freaking disgusting

Especially if she misses the toilet!

Unless that’s your kink, dude! Run a fricken mile faster than usain bolt!

He's a sprinter. He'd kick ass for the first 200m, but then he'd walk the next 1400 or so.

Poop in the shower guy, anyone?

Deuce in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot. As shared by Adam Carolla.

Pipes are pipes

...but did she make the shot?