By singleladynow - United States
Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I didn't realize there was an age limit on when you could use the "it's not you, it's me" speech.

"Because my mom doesn't like you" shouldn't be used past age 18, but "it's not you, it's me" is timeless.


I think she put 'you're' because grammar Nazis pick on the misspelling of it the most.
The grammar/spelling/punctuation Nazis have put fear into us all, so think about easing up a little, because most of the people have decent grammar/spelling/punctuation when they are not taking a leisurely break on FML. so fuk ogf biatchhss(:

  lovexbox  |  8

FYI I am sick, on medication so I feel "off". My phone "auto-corrects" me. Oh and he isn't worth it because anyone who uses the whole "it's me, not you" speech usually just wants to be single and can't think of anything better to say. GrAmMuh NaZeEs suK onn Thissssssssss