By singleladynow - 20/01/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 314
You deserved it 3 391

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perdix 29

I didn't realize there was an age limit on when you could use the "it's not you, it's me" speech. "Because my mom doesn't like you" shouldn't be used past age 18, but "it's not you, it's me" is timeless.

I would rather hear that it isn't me than that it is completely my fault.

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Your boyfriend is a hero!

How can you, not be you? What kind of idiot is he?

old habits die hard, it's always him

theian01 3

Hey, he can't use the "it's not you, it's me." I INVENTED the "it's not you, it's me!"

I like your lizard...^

theian01 3

He is no logger with us... :-(

R.I.P 49's brave lizard...he was too young to go =, he will be missed. Did he have a proper burial?

MrsLender_fml 3

He didn't like the secret you revealed... eek!

lovexbox 8

You're life sucks. I wouldnt cry about it though, he isn't worth it.

tanjoodo 3

"Your"

Sparkadelic 4

Now, mistaking 'your' for 'you're' is common. What you've done is on a whole new level.

SmallTownCutie 0

I think she put 'you're' because grammar Nazis pick on the misspelling of it the most. The grammar/spelling/punctuation Nazis have put fear into us all, so think about easing up a little, because most of the people have decent grammar/spelling/punctuation when they are not taking a leisurely break on FML. so fuk ogf biatchhss(:

v1kt4r 13

How the fuck you know he's not worth it???

lovexbox 8

FYI I am sick, on medication so I feel "off". My phone "auto-corrects" me. Oh and he isn't worth it because anyone who uses the whole "it's me, not you" speech usually just wants to be single and can't think of anything better to say. GrAmMuh NaZeEs suK onn Thissssssssss

alfredrog 0

lol I love everytime a grammar idiot get owned for being stupid ;)))

It's not him, it's you.

reganera 0

that really sucks, he sounds like a chop

I would rather hear that it isn't me than that it is completely my fault.

It's never the boyfriends fault.

lovexbox 8

I'd rather be told the truth.

I'd rather not be dumped

I'd rather get laid.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

your boyfriends awesome! :)

FYLDeep 25

He must not have liked what you bought him from Victoria's Secret.

Cyosaric 0

LOL

or shes fat. no one likes fat people in lingerae. *idk how to spell that ;)

MassEffectNerd 0

hey it worked didn't it

RawDawgie 0

was his name George Costanza?

Yes. Yes it was.