Love: Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then...

By singleladynow - 20/01/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:04

I didn't realize there was an age limit on when you could use the "it's not you, it's me" speech. "Because my mom doesn't like you" shouldn't be used past age 18, but "it's not you, it's me" is timeless.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:06

I would rather hear that it isn't me than that it is completely my fault.

Comments

Skodos_fml 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 11:59

Your boyfriend is a hero!

gooBUZZ 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:33

How can you, not be you? What kind of idiot is he?

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:55

old habits die hard, it's always him

theian01 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 17:06

Hey, he can't use the "it's not you, it's me." I INVENTED the "it's not you, it's me!"

Juliaa15 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 17:13

I like your lizard...^

theian01 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 20:26

He is no logger with us... :-(

gallaeo 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:15

R.I.P 49's brave lizard...he was too young to go =, he will be missed. Did he have a proper burial?

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:02

He didn't like the secret you revealed... eek!

lovexbox 8

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:04

You're life sucks. I wouldnt cry about it though, he isn't worth it.

tanjoodo 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:46

"Your"

Sparkadelic 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:12

Now, mistaking 'your' for 'you're' is common. What you've done is on a whole new level.

SmallTownCutie 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:20

I think she put 'you're' because grammar Nazis pick on the misspelling of it the most. The grammar/spelling/punctuation Nazis have put fear into us all, so think about easing up a little, because most of the people have decent grammar/spelling/punctuation when they are not taking a leisurely break on FML. so *** ogf biatchhss(:

v1kt4r 13

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:27

How the **** you know he's not worth it???

lovexbox 8

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:39

FYI I am sick, on medication so I feel "off". My phone "auto-corrects" me. Oh and he isn't worth it because anyone who uses the whole "it's me, not you" speech usually just wants to be single and can't think of anything better to say. GrAmMuh NaZeEs suK onn Thissssssssss