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Not really.... Maybe watching the blooper reels though...
What's the difference between OP orgasming and a horse? Horses are real.
..."oh and I tell ya, If I had nickel for every time she shaved her beaver, I'd have a penny!"
76- LMAO
no you weren't.
& why exactly were you looking him up on google? creep
Painful. I hope none of your relatives has watched his performance.
Nazi*
Ouch OP... Gotta learn new skills ;)
is the material any good?
Your life is sad not because your past sex life your ex-husband's stand-up material, but because you're still Googling him years after you two split up.
That picture is from one of the best albums of all time
I thought it was twitter?
That Brand New album is so excellent. I made a fml account just to say this.
Brand New sucks ololol
Bro, your about me is the words "nigga fag"; nothing you say is valid ever.
Maybe she was bored or something
I bet it's Walter's wife from Jeff Dunham.
Jeff Dunham is a ******* legend !
bro right on how long have u been married Walter. To damn long
"Be gone Satan! Hello Shamoo..." ps. I'm guessing that's how you spell "Shamoo". Way too lazy to Google right now.
I see how that could seem a bit contradictory, but when you're on your iPhone it's a lot less effort to simply type that you couldn't be bothered to Google something than to leave FML, open your browser, go to Google, type in your search, find your answer, return to FML, hope you'll still be in the right spot and then reply. I didn't see it being worth the effort. Clearly I'm not feeling as lazy today, else I wouldn't be replying at all. Ps. To the people thumbing me down: Clearly you are not fans of Jeff Dunham and/or Walter, else you'd see past the (evidently annoying) misspelling of Shamuu and following ps and recognize the punchline of one of the funniest jokes ever. WWJD indeed...
Sorry, it's Shamu* according to Wikipedia.
well i hope u didnt have any disturbing fetish's
YDI for googling him. Creepo? Can't cut the strings?
Oh, come on, that doesn't make any sense. She would be a creep if she googled his name daily, now she was just curious about what happened to him in all those years. Curiosity is normal, even if it can kill the cat.
Excuse me, but I think it's wrong to say curiosity killed the cat. If it wasn't for curiosity, we wouldn't have evolved very much! The greatest discoveries were made by the curiosity of the greatest minds! Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed. ....and there's nothing wrong with Googling old flames... I still check up on Jesse Grass sometimes... Just to see how his environmentalist group is doing... Hehe.. That's all...
ah, 28, thank god maggie's not a cat, otherwise she'd be dead.
Make a "guest appearance" during one of his shows and knock his teeth out.
Yeah, you were probably better off before you decided to Google him.
Is he as funny as Krusty? He makes a good clown for us kids, and gave us Itchy and Scratchy, but he's not a very good stand-up comic.. But stand-up comedy greatly exaggerates situations for amusement, and often involves self-deprecation, maybe he talks about his own short-comings, as well.
haha short-comings, their sex life . . .
I would think that with an IQ of 156 you would know, but then again you're too busy reading books and playing your saxophone pissing off Homer to get out much
maggie cheating on the IQ test didn't prove that babies can have high IQs, it proved that babies can cheat on tests ( she has also proved babies can shoot old men and scale tall buildings... I don't think she's a normal baby though. she also can't talk, even after twenty some years.)
Actually 45, she was talking the Jacob who had mentioned Homer. Thus meaning he did indeed know the family. Therefore she knew that Jacob would know that Maggie was her litter sister. You also mentioned how she talk like the character which means that you've obviously watched the show. Which means that you do know the family. lol
77-Yes, but in some of her other comments she mentions Cletus and Krusty without explaining who they are. I was just giving advice on how to better be into character, since she obviously is basing her comments entirely on her knowledge of the Simpsons. I do find her comments annoying and not very funny though. But that's probably because I've watched every episode of the Simpsons like 10 times.
I find it disturbing that you pretend to be an 8-yearold girl.
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Your life is sad not because your past sex life your ex-husband's stand-up material, but because you're still Googling him years after you two split up.
"She sucks so bad! Literally!"