FML : Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned...

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bruce - / Thursday 2 February 2012 03:11 / United States

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By derpster | 7

#3980843 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

By WCARlover | 34

#3980847 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:42

And from that day on, you were sterile

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By derpster | 7

#3980811 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:38

first. sorry, got excited, that's on my bucket list. :3

By elliottemoose | 1

#3980828 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:39

That wouldn't feel to great now would it :-/

enonymous | 8

#3980915 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:52

Anyone else's panties get wet and their nipples hard like mine just did after reading this fml?

WCARlover | 34

#3980967 - Thursday 2 February 2012 9:08

I think it would feel wonderful actually...:p

GoW_Chick | 14

#3981266 - Thursday 2 February 2012 11:16

"I'm hot blooded, about 103, my crotch feels like it's on fire, can't someone help me please?!"

That's what popped into my head when I read this.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3981558 - Thursday 2 February 2012 13:11

8, you're definitely not the only one! I got pretty hot myself!

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#3982549 - Thursday 2 February 2012 18:41

Where'd comment #1 go?

Poopolicious | 5

#3985670 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:29

But on the bright side your cock taste delicious and is heated already! Ready to e served:)

By derpster | 7

#3980843 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3981132 - Thursday 2 February 2012 9:49

OH OH ME ME MEEE. I GET IT SIR!!

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3981136 - Thursday 2 February 2012 9:50

Yes id like a cookie for those of you who are thinking to give me one. C:

ban_anaa | 0

#3981196 - Thursday 2 February 2012 10:29

Damn. I meant to give you a thumbs down #21. My mistake.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3982378 - Thursday 2 February 2012 17:57

24 Cool story bro, want a cookie? Too bad, I already gave it to the governor.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#3982539 - Thursday 2 February 2012 18:40

I don't get it. Then again, I don't get hot beverages poured over my crotch either ;)

camochick27 | 4

#3982555 - Thursday 2 February 2012 18:43

Hot "cross" buns is what he was getting at... Lmao.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#3982568 - Thursday 2 February 2012 18:48

This planet is full of idiots...

ryanross | 11

#3982836 - Thursday 2 February 2012 19:42

Thanks #43, I don't think anyone would have understood the joke if it weren't for you.

99problems99 | 0

#3985292 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:41

The tourettes guy does actually when some guy opens a door

Dojan | 16

#3985365 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:59

46 - I wouldn't have understood it. I have never heard of "hot cross buns" before.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#3985637 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:17

57- it wasn't hot. And, you can't do SHIT without your BALLS!!

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3985683 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:33

39- thanks ;)
44- so are all the others...

By WCARlover | 34

#3980847 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:42

And from that day on, you were sterile

justmyswag | 9

#5593144 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:53

And then his son learned what a good old fashioned ass whoopin felt like.

By flockz | 19

#3980861 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:43

i just think you made a lousy attempt at a catch, butterfingers.

now excuse me, i'm going to go hunt me some wabbits. i saw it in this cartoon once.

ilove80smetal | 8

#3982345 - Thursday 2 February 2012 17:45

Dear lord do you not watch bugs bunny!

BeatifulPenguin | 4

#4311210 - Monday 16 April 2012 4:46

I love your pic!!!

By olibuur | 9

#3980862 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:43

fireeeee crotch

MSheary1993 | 1

#3982862 - Thursday 2 February 2012 19:47

I would post why this doesn't make sense but then I saw you were asian and realized you can't open your eyes wide enough to read properly.

By EpicSquishii | 21

#3980944 - Thursday 2 February 2012 8:59

On the bright side, Jr. just might have negated the chance if a repeat performance by a future child. Sterility FTW!

By MandyMeow_fml | 18

#3980961 - Thursday 2 February 2012 9:05

Well he had to learn someday that things don't always work the same as they do in cartoons.. Unfortunately for you he was drinking a scolding hot beverage at the time.

HeXr | 22

#3983304 - Thursday 2 February 2012 21:47

*scalding

BeatifulPenguin | 4

#4311222 - Monday 16 April 2012 4:49

Grammar. Duh. Jk! Even though people say it like it's with an 'o', it's not... Thanks # 50! For helping rid the world of the not-really-a-word-word 'scolding'.