By Bruce - 02/02/2012 03:11 - United States

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 430
You deserved it 3 389

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

And from that day on, you were sterile

Comments

first. sorry, got excited, that's on my bucket list. :3

That wouldn't feel to great now would it :-/

Anyone else's panties get wet and their nipples hard like mine just did after reading this fml?

I think it would feel wonderful actually...:p

"I'm hot blooded, about 103, my crotch feels like it's on fire, can't someone help me please?!" That's what popped into my head when I read this.

8, you're definitely not the only one! I got pretty hot myself!

Where'd comment #1 go?

But on the bright side your cock taste delicious and is heated already! Ready to e served:)

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

OH OH ME ME MEEE. I GET IT SIR!!

Yes id like a cookie for those of you who are thinking to give me one. C:

Damn. I meant to give you a thumbs down #21. My mistake.

24 Cool story bro, want a cookie? Too bad, I already gave it to the governor.

I don't get it. Then again, I don't get hot beverages poured over my crotch either ;)

Hot "cross" buns is what he was getting at... Lmao.

This planet is full of idiots...

Thanks #43, I don't think anyone would have understood the joke if it weren't for you.

The tourettes guy does actually when some guy opens a door

46 - I wouldn't have understood it. I have never heard of "hot cross buns" before.

57- it wasn't hot. And, you can't do SHIT without your BALLS!!

39- thanks ;) 44- so are all the others...

And from that day on, you were sterile

And then his son learned what a good old fashioned ass whoopin felt like.

i just think you made a lousy attempt at a catch, butterfingers. now excuse me, i'm going to go hunt me some wabbits. i saw it in this cartoon once.

Dear lord do you not watch bugs bunny!

fireeeee crotch

I would post why this doesn't make sense but then I saw you were asian and realized you can't open your eyes wide enough to read properly.

On the bright side, Jr. just might have negated the chance if a repeat performance by a future child. Sterility FTW!

Well he had to learn someday that things don't always work the same as they do in cartoons.. Unfortunately for you he was drinking a scolding hot beverage at the time.

*scalding

Grammar. Duh. Jk! Even though people say it like it's with an 'o', it's not... Thanks # 50! For helping rid the world of the not-really-a-word-word 'scolding'.

Hey, it could be worse..... Wait no, no it really can't.

Sue McDonalds

What? Lol. What does McDonald's have to do with this...

"I failed highschool and my gf of 5 years dumped me :(" "fuck it, just sue McDonalds"

It's from a lawsuit where a woman sued McDonalds for burning herself after spilling coffee on her lap because she didn't know the coffee was hot.

No, you guys misunderstood, Sue McDonalds was my first grade teacher, and this FML reminded me of her :P