By Bruce - 02/02/2012 03:11 - United States
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first. sorry, got excited, that's on my bucket list. :3
That wouldn't feel to great now would it :-/
I think it would feel wonderful actually...:p
8, you're definitely not the only one! I got pretty hot myself!
Where'd comment #1 go?
But on the bright side your cock taste delicious and is heated already! Ready to e served:)
hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..
24 Cool story bro, want a cookie? Too bad, I already gave it to the governor.
I don't get it. Then again, I don't get hot beverages poured over my crotch either ;)
This planet is full of idiots...
Thanks #43, I don't think anyone would have understood the joke if it weren't for you.
The tourettes guy does actually when some guy opens a door
46 - I wouldn't have understood it. I have never heard of "hot cross buns" before.
57- it wasn't hot. And, you can't do SHIT without your BALLS!!
And from that day on, you were sterile
And then his son learned what a good old fashioned ass whoopin felt like.
fireeeee crotch
I would post why this doesn't make sense but then I saw you were asian and realized you can't open your eyes wide enough to read properly.
On the bright side, Jr. just might have negated the chance if a repeat performance by a future child. Sterility FTW!
Well he had to learn someday that things don't always work the same as they do in cartoons.. Unfortunately for you he was drinking a scolding hot beverage at the time.
*scalding
Hey, it could be worse..... Wait no, no it really can't.
"I failed highschool and my gf of 5 years dumped me :(" "fuck it, just sue McDonalds"
It's from a lawsuit where a woman sued McDonalds for burning herself after spilling coffee on her lap because she didn't know the coffee was hot.
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hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..
And from that day on, you were sterile