Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished,... - FML

By Anonymous - 4/4/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By paprikacha | 9

#2292415 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:04

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

By Why4426 | 0

#2292256 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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By Why4426 | 0

#2292256 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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tulsafml | 0

#2294891 - Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

That would make me pissy to be in such a shitty situation...........

By turtlegrl66 | 11

#2292265 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:12

eww that stinks

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valri3 | 0

#2292444 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:09

Well what can you say? Some people are complete animals.

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rebekahah | 7

#2292640 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:49

yeah it does! And I can't even smell it!

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nickiforever21 | 0

#2297299 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:09

that is why I don't poop in public places

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louie111887 | 0

#2309849 - Thursday 7 April 2011 20:41

who would win in a fight dude ? a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco ? : )

By skullssean | 4

#2292275 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:14

That's pretty damn funny. xD
However, after that happening to me I wouldn't be laughing. :/

By khaya | 9

#2292279 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:14

You must have been in quite a sticky situation.

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marinus_fml | 19

#2292431 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:07

op didn't shit over him/herself.

on a side note, you're one of the first south Africans I seen on this site.

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smileeee_fml | 0

#2292693 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:59

likewise (:

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Garay | 0

#2296137 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:33

I imagine a stereotypical Asian saying all your comments.

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R34luver | 5

#2297745 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:44

#42 is tht a lexus IS350?

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smileeee_fml | 0

#2297902 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:26

nopee

By EvilPotato | 14

#2292280 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:14

you just got pwned

By PrickHead | 0

#2292298 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:18

sorry about that...
it should've been dry by now

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ILoveEggnog | 7

#2292554 - Monday 4 April 2011 13:34

Would you want to rub dried urine upon your anus?

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coderedz | 0

#2293987 - Monday 4 April 2011 18:56

well at least it sterile

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heathersmorin | 0

#2294595 - Monday 4 April 2011 21:40

^^^ I am always saying that and NOONE fucking believes me!! Thank you!

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klonopin_ftw | 0

#2294640 - Monday 4 April 2011 21:52

97, no one*

and who cares if it's sterile or not? it's disgusting either way.

By HoustonER | 0

#2292320 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:23

let all the shitty puns begin/end

By TheNinjaCat | 10

#2292327 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:26

ooft unlucky

By Alex_The_Human | 2

#2292339 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:33

crawl into the next stall!

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ThankMeLater | 0

#2294089 - Monday 4 April 2011 19:20

win!

By Garay | 0

#2292341 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:34

take the free DNA!!!! It's yours now!!!!!!

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shovels | 0

#2297420 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:26

Screw the DNA... The majority of the scientists would look for mRNA... shove that up your anticodon!