By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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paprikacha 9
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I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

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tulsafml 0
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That would make me pissy to be in such a shitty situation...........

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valri3 0
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Well what can you say? Some people are complete animals.

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rebekahah 7

yeah it does! And I can't even smell it!

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nickiforever21 0
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that is why I don't poop in public places

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louie111887 0
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who would win in a fight dude ? a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco ? : )

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skullssean 4
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That's pretty damn funny. xD However, after that happening to me I wouldn't be laughing. :/

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khaya 9
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You must have been in quite a sticky situation.

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marinus_fml 19
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op didn't shit over him/herself. on a side note, you're one of the first south Africans I seen on this site.

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smileeee_fml 0

likewise (:

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Garay 0
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I imagine a stereotypical Asian saying all your comments.

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R34luver 5
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#42 is tht a lexus IS350?

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smileeee_fml 0

nopee

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EvilPotato 14
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you just got pwned

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PrickHead 0
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sorry about that... it should've been dry by now

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ILoveEggnog 7
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Would you want to rub dried urine upon your anus?

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coderedz 0
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well at least it sterile

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heathersmorin 0

^^^ I am always saying that and NOONE fucking believes me!! Thank you!

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klonopin_ftw 0
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97, no one* and who cares if it's sterile or not? it's disgusting either way.

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HoustonER 0
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let all the shitty puns begin/end

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Garay 0
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take the free DNA!!!! It's yours now!!!!!!

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shovels 0
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Screw the DNA... The majority of the scientists would look for mRNA... shove that up your anticodon!

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