itchtoscratch
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Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
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billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Anonymous
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Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
To each their own
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Itchy Missy
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Top comments
kusje 31
Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.
39abc93 12
maybe you're not into girls
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Comments (56)
puppies4life 10
The comments on this post are really great
LyricaSilvan 29
And talking about it isn't an option? Nothing gets fixed if you don't bring it up. Talk to her. Look up some creative sex ideas. Try some things.
TisButAScratch 10
Wait, that's not normal?
macguy4321 14
that's not fun
MessedUpLife00 13
The first time I read through this FML post, I thought it implied that he gets pleasure from scratching his balls, and he hasn't had sex with his girlfriend, but after reading the comments, I dumped out the ignorance, and figured out what he actually meant!
writergirl1029 17
Tell her. the TRUTH!!!
NeneJPhilly 8
Solid Aladdin reference.
crudeandrudeguy 29
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
fishinpink 20
Omg #19 and #21 I TOTALLY read that in Robin Williams's voice as the genie hahaha
NovaBlue 3
so did I lol
adjwejaelwkdc 21
I must have been scratching my balls wrong my entire life.
Jdgreen429 13
Maybe you should try communicating with her about it instead of expecting her to be great in bed she probably feels the same way but doesn't know how to talk to you about it
Marine23Risk 6
Try switching stuff up. Try new positions, or role playing to excite you again.
Jurbla 14
If it's that difficult for you to just talk to your girlfriend about how to improve your sex lives, I doubt your balls are actually big enough to scratch.