By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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It's because you forgot to say "no homo" at the end, always end with "no homo"

His species doesn't deserve to exist if he genuinely believed that.


His species doesn't deserve to exist if he genuinely believed that.

Agreed. If there ever was a good case for forced sterilization...

I don't think we'd have to force a thing, 57. Darwin will sort it all out.

If that were true #61, there would be no more stupid people by now.

#61 The unfortunate thing about Darwinism now is that we have moved past natural selection, so we don't get rid of all the stupid and sickly people.

ThatOneChick856 36

Not only that, but studies have apparently shown that the more intelligent someone is, the less likely they'll have kids. And vice versa. So we will keep getting more and more stupid people because they're raised that way!

You realize you're a part of his specie right?

It's because you forgot to say "no homo" at the end, always end with "no homo"

"Honey can you do the dishes today?" "no homo."

this is the funniest thing I've read all day

Location checks out.

What the hell is that supposed to mean #4? Troll.

Can somebody tell me the location? I hate the update.

me too. unless I'm blind, I'm not seeing location or gender on the mobile app.

48, I haven't seen it on the update either. Rather unfortunate.

#48 I've never seen gender but always have seen location

I see both

#29. I hate the update too. Fortunately, I kept my old tablet where the ilder version still runs - for now. I hate the update so much , I might just uninstall FML on my phone. Sad. The othet day, a video auto launched from the new FML app to show me a loud ad. How obnoxious !!

I guess his family didn't climb that high up in the evolutionary ladder

I think he is still trying to figure out how to use the ladder.

If anything I think he started using the ladder to dig a hole.

that one answer caused him to fail the whole test?

Hahaha, wouldn't you fail someone if they gave you that answer?

failing a person because of one stupid answer is itself, stupid. i would simply mark it wrong, and move on.

Not all tests are true/false or multiple choice. It was likely a short answer or essay test (or those parts of the test were more heavily weighted). If a student hands in a written response, on a science test, explaining that homo sapiens are extinct (regardless of *why* he thinks they're extinct), that student is clearly unable to demonstrate knowledge learned and deserves to fail the test. Tests test what you have learned in the class, both in knowledge and critical thinking skills. OP's boyfriend has apparently gained neither of those.

There's no way he was failed because of that one answer. That's not how tests work or teacher mark (even if they want to). Obviously he failed because he got a number of other questions wrong and he is just blaming op because he found out that the answer she gave him was wrong. He's just placing blame elsewhere instead of realizing his own mistakes, owning up to them, and trying to learn from them like a normal, well developed person.

If he got that answer that badly incorrect, it's not much of a stretch to assume he got other answers incorrect as well.

Why is everyone disliking??

I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway

Maybe he should have just studied...

That was probably like 1 question on the test. The rest he f'd up on his own.

My thoughts exactly!

Natural selection needs to occur here