itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
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Same thing different taste
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
To each their own
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Itchy Missy
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Top comments
kusje 31
Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.
39abc93 12
maybe you're not into girls
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Comments (56)
BantasaurusRex 13
Then have her scratch your balls
bambisapphic 18
sounds like a personal problem my dude. don't date someone u don't wanna ****. unless you're ace
sexysanta 5
I have the same problem.. maybe it's time for a new chick.
pranay1201 13
Ask your girlfriend to scratch your balls. Ba-Dum-Tiss!