To each their own

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 18:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 681
You deserved it 273

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Traveling_Book 9

I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.

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You must be terrible at fucking or wanking. Or highly-talented at peeing! That would be something you should highlight on your resume and dating profiles. Maybe your nickname should be "Wicked Pisser."

Well then ... drink more!! :)

too bad you're so far away. I'd like to meet you

more details required. pissing where/how etc...

Traveling_Book 9

I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.

You may have a hormone imbalance.

I can’t tell if this means that maturation and sex just give you no pleasure, or if when you pee you orgasm

Maturation? Is OP a Borg? I must have missed that admission. Though it might explain why he doesn't get off like a normal person.

You're doing it wrong. Google how to use a showerhead or a vibrator.

How long are you waiting between each piss?

Maybe you’re just asexual. There’s nothing wrong with that!