Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
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Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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DaveMcRae 0
No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.
boatkicker 5
aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?
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Comments (199)
lowcapacityx 0
What? I'll take it. Maybe she's seeing another man.
queenkiwinc 0
Four years and you get a cheap ass fake gold dipped rose? She deserves a better man than you.
Sophia93 0
aww. well that was nice
tko 0
if its dipped in gold, does it matter what color it is? why did you tell us it was red?
bookworm124 0
Chill out, #203. Don't be so uptight. OP, I think that's beautiful. Stay like that, because so many women would appreciate that type of romance. Your wife is a fool not to recognize how lucky she is.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
How is that a bad thing?
uchihasasuke 0
USA FTW lol
Paige_Nicole10 0
that stuck up bitch:( i mean you try and give her an amazing present and she rejects it. i mean if a guy ever spent that kind of money on me i would keep that thing forever!! and not to mention that those are beautiful!
StallionDuck 0
LOL
StallionDuck 0
Wow, what a bitch of a wife. That 'too Italian' comment is just ******* racist and BEYOND mean. That and she should at the very least be appreciative, that gift doesn't sound like a cheap one, considering the gold. I would really love a gift like that, red roses are my favourite :3