Health: Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new...

By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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You deserved it 9 069

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By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 58 511

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it 6 019

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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You deserved it 408

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By Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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You deserved it 520

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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You deserved it 40 957

By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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You deserved it 13 909

By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 54 155

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

Party hard

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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You deserved it 557

libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

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BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:59

lmao hopefully it's the first one. Ultimate frisbee turned into ultimate failure.....

YouSuckAtL1fe 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:12

YDI for playing Ultimate Frisbee, fag

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:44

no wonder they were cheering you

inu_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:15

people at UM play ultimate all the time!

dude_stfu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:19

LOL. Yeah I would've been cheering you on too. They were cheering cuz they knew they were gonna get some good entertainment. lmfao

trip_toke_thrash 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:40

ydi for liking avenged sevenfold. loser.

dude_stfu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:20

yeah avenged 7 CRAp sucks. No wonder you ran into the fence. oh and ultimate frisbee sucks

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:48

**** you, you little Jonas Brothers loving dick. Avenged Sevenfold kicks ass.

awesome1145 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:37

LOL

eaglesfan365 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:57

everyone watching extreme fris which would be like 8 people

fmlbai 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:35

I'm with 19. Get a life

MissDanish17 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:36

Really? Fag? Do you know that Ultimate is coed? And when you are wearing the wrong color shirt you have to change on the field? Yeah. Maybe not so gay.

libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

Scorpitarrius 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 8:31

Yeah, then laugh at you for being a tool afterwards.

MyNameIsViet 15

Friday 7 September 2012 13:05

Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh watch out for that...... And stop.

MyzticHydra 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

the fence kicked your ass :D score one for the fence you 0

zrhcrx 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:45

don't feel bad i got a concussion my second day at college..now everyone knows who i am

glassisass 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:47

itsn ot soo bad. quit crying. i once ran at all on the second floor and fell down all they way. in school.... first day....

CFR 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:48

That's when you laugh it off and keep going. =D

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:51

Well, did u catch it?

bananamanama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:52

Sorry but....so? I run into things all the time, you just gotta laugh it off. Chances are you`ll remember it and just feel pretty silly....I remember once I was running to the washroom at school right after the bell rang and I didn`t know the bathrooms were locked and out of service, so I smacked into the door hard in front of everyone in the hall. It was kind of embarrassing but I find it hilarious now.