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By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 58 492

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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You deserved it 40 938

By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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You deserved it 18 715

Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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You deserved it 10 885

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 999

Pond life

By My new shoes might be too big - 14/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Spikeball with some friends when the ball got lost and went rolling towards a pond. As I sprinted to grab it before it fell in the water, my shoe came off, causing me to trip and faceplant into the mud. I then watched as the ball rolled into the pond. FML

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You deserved it 130

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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You deserved it 47 183

By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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You deserved it 13 900

By Anonymous - 15/05/2019 03:10

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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You deserved it 353

libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

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BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:59

lmao hopefully it's the first one. Ultimate frisbee turned into ultimate failure.....

YouSuckAtL1fe 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:12

YDI for playing Ultimate Frisbee, fag

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:44

no wonder they were cheering you

inu_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:15

people at UM play ultimate all the time!

dude_stfu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:19

LOL. Yeah I would've been cheering you on too. They were cheering cuz they knew they were gonna get some good entertainment. lmfao

trip_toke_thrash 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:40

ydi for liking avenged sevenfold. loser.

dude_stfu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:20

yeah avenged 7 CRAp sucks. No wonder you ran into the fence. oh and ultimate frisbee sucks

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:48

**** you, you little Jonas Brothers loving dick. Avenged Sevenfold kicks ass.

awesome1145 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:37

LOL

eaglesfan365 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:57

everyone watching extreme fris which would be like 8 people

fmlbai 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:35

I'm with 19. Get a life

MissDanish17 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:36

Really? Fag? Do you know that Ultimate is coed? And when you are wearing the wrong color shirt you have to change on the field? Yeah. Maybe not so gay.

libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

Scorpitarrius 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 8:31

Yeah, then laugh at you for being a tool afterwards.

MyNameIsViet 15

Friday 7 September 2012 13:05

Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh watch out for that...... And stop.

MyzticHydra 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

the fence kicked your ass :D score one for the fence you 0

zrhcrx 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:45

don't feel bad i got a concussion my second day at college..now everyone knows who i am

glassisass 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:47

itsn ot soo bad. quit crying. i once ran at all on the second floor and fell down all they way. in school.... first day....

CFR 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:48

That's when you laugh it off and keep going. =D

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:51

Well, did u catch it?

bananamanama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:52

Sorry but....so? I run into things all the time, you just gotta laugh it off. Chances are you`ll remember it and just feel pretty silly....I remember once I was running to the washroom at school right after the bell rang and I didn`t know the bathrooms were locked and out of service, so I smacked into the door hard in front of everyone in the hall. It was kind of embarrassing but I find it hilarious now.