Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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DaveMcRae 0
No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.
boatkicker 5
aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?
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dawnie1001 0
My ex boyfriend got me one of these horrible things. I nicely pretended to like the effing thing and even stuck it on a table some where not too out of the way for display. When I found out he was sticking his dick in everything in town I gave it away. Gifts are useless if the giver is an ass.
lushy 0
ur wifeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is 1 big sad slutttttt and srsli needs to be shot in the face ungrateful ****. its probabli better den wot she got u. a picture of you's 2 framed lol FUKURLIFE
yuki1990 0
WTF is wrong with her, and so what if it does look "italian" you did it for her and then she acts like that....i wouldn't sit back and take it, i'd lie and say "fine i'll give it to my other love." and then give it to one of your friends or family members
rizzoy 0
That woman is crazy.. that is the sweetest thing ever.
tonia_fml 0
awe :[. that was really nice of you to get that for her. i'm sorry that she was a jerk
egads 0
Hey, Italians rock! As do their things. When I read this I thought it was a very sweet gift to give. Not your fault she is ungrateful. =]
muffinsareyummy 1
what the **** does she have against italians?
Mortishia 0
I fail to see anything Italian about this gift, but it's tacky. YDI for not knowing what is your wife's like after 4 years of marriage
beckiemarie 0
Uhm how is this tacky at all? Its gold! And a rose. She's obviously a bitch, so she's lucky that he gives her anything. Dude, find a better wife.
Nightfallz 0
she got something against Italians? racist