Love: Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift:...

By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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It's something

By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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DaveMcRae 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:39

No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

boatkicker 4

Friday 31 July 2009 22:39

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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carmela93 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:01

what the hell is wrong with italian looking things? what an ungrateful cow.

Lance_Uppercut 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:02

YDI for thinking that something that tacky could impress anyone.

puddin989 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:22

100 bucks after 4 years...thats pretty cheap if you ask me

mydogsmellsgood 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:00

Maybe they don't have a lot of money. Whatever happened to the "thought that counts." If you're oly getting married to get bigger and better gifts every year, stay single.

intotheblue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:38

A gold dipped rose, and an ungrateful wife. FYL.

Thatskindoffunny 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:56

Next time just give her a dead wilting rose. Maybe then she'll be happy. Jeez, I'm sorry she doesn't appreciate your effort.

Bullshet 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:02

Some of these comments only show how materialistic they are. When someone gets a gift for you that they put a lot of thought into, you should be grateful to receive it, even if it is tacky. It's one thing if he got it just because it was expensive because there's not much thought put into it, but that's obviusly not the case. The OP's wife should be grateful that he even remembered their anniversary. OP: Your wife is an ungrateful bitch.