Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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DaveMcRae 0
No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.
boatkicker 5
aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?
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darksmile23 0
What, may I ask, is wrong with looking Italian? And just because it isn't "practical" or "useful" doesn't mean it's not a beautiful decoration? I bet about eighty-five percent of things around the house aren't useful, and are just there to be viewed. It's called making your home aesthetically pleasing, people!
rosemary_fml 5
she probably doesn't deserve you if she can't appreciate it when you do nice things for her.
meg525 0
wow what a bitch.
TheKitsune 0
See this could go either way. I don't like flowers, but my boyfriend also knows that. If she doesn't like flowers and you went and did this anyway (granted, she should still be gracious) it does say that you don't pay attention to what she likes or does not like. If she never expressed that she dislikes "italian" things then wow bitch. Dump her and move on if you haven't already made babies.
420_fml 0
Wow...that is the sweetest and most thoughtful thing I think I've ever heard. You need to divorce that girl and find somone who would really appriciate and love you, because theres a lot of people that would die to have someone like that. As for all of you self-centered hormonal bitchs saying "well you should have gotten her a gift she would actually like!", Shut the **** up.
bigbinga47 0
hire an italian hitman to kill her.
NightSkitz 0
hey can u get that done in new york too? ?
Wicked_6 0
Umm, what is her problem with things looking "Italian"? Italy is one of the most beautiful places in the world and the crafts that they make in Venice, the masks and the glass, are absolutely gorgeous! Your wife is crazy....
some_girl9 8
The problem is that Italians are filled with piss and vinegar.
kile88 2
**** her off!!! that's such a sweet and romantic thing to do and I wish someone did that for me