luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
onepussytwopussy
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
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acantthinkofname 3
You could ask for it back?
_ely_foster_ 11
at least you didnt get a disease
aimbug 42
Sorry to hear Op. Always practice safe sex.
captainsmegma 12
To get a rug burn you need to be having some vigorous sex. I say you scored the trifecta. Rug burn, infection, and great sex. Congrats!
HollyQuinn 21
Just saying, and STI isn't the only kind of infection you can get from sex. Could be a urinary tract infection, yeast infection, etc.
danieltaylor26 4
A sexually transmitted infects or was the rug burn infected?...big difference
worldclassrager 41
That's a good thing...no other extras
ProSwimmerFL 16
Well no comment
Tyrez 32
This bothers me on so many levels.
kellyem2 20
I suppose the lesson to be learned here is that your sex life can only get better, and one of the best ways to make it better is to develop the confidence to speak up about your likes and what is or isn't working for you. Especially if you're getting hurt.
kayte_lynn 3
I got poison ivy from my first time