luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
onepussytwopussy
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
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pdp_fml 21
Did you get the big "O"?
skygardens 24
At least it wasn't a baby
princess51423 15
Argh! Virginity isn't something you "give away"! Sex is something you do. And for goodness sakes you should do it because you want to!
brokelilboy 13
So much for the name of lucky girl
Zebediabolical 45
Sex is like boxing. Protect yourself at all times or throw in the towel. That said, get to Planned Parenthood. They'll help you with that pesky infection and work with you to avoid them in the future. If it's an STI, comprehensive factual and medically based sex ed. If it's a UTI, they can work with you to help you find barrier protection that will be less likely to cause UTI's. I know at my local PP at least, they offer both latex and polyisoprene. Good luck.
luckygirl2015 16
Thanks, i was completely safe (condoms and all) i also dont have planed parenthood in my country... The infection is probably from something else and just timed badly
vikky538 29
I am hoping that infection is not because of std
team_hale 11
Your boyfriend took your virginity on a rug? Seems pretty rough.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
if it makes you feel any better most people's first time isn't that great.
charityrose3 13
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you also get sex in return? O.o
xxkrystalxx 14
Okaay. Op didnt necessarily get an STD/STI she could have just gotten a urinary tract infection(very common) or a yeast infection(also very common) it has nothing to do with the guy having anything or wether they used protection.