luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
onepussytwopussy
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
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chinaski7628 32
I'm really not sure why everybody is reading "infection" as an STI. It's more than likely OP meant a UTI or thrush (since an STI would make it a bigger FML and probably worth mentioning). Even if her boyfriend gave her an STI, that doesn't mean he's cheating on her. OP didn't say her boyfriend was a virgin. It is possible to get an STI from a previous partner and not know it and pass it on to a current partner (that's actually one of the most common ways STIs are spread). She doesn't need to dump him, but she should talk to him about ways to make sex more comfortable for her.
tabbycat2007 22
The logical response isn't to dump someone after one bad sexual experience, especially if it was both of their first times. The response should be to have an adult conversation about it and move on from there. Most first times suck, it happens. But it gets better with communication and practice.
ezrajab 22
You rubbed into that without thinking
whatunicorn 17
Hopefully you used a protection! But first times usually aren't that great to begin with, sorry that happened to you OP but hopefully you can get everything taken care of with your infection and maybe get tested.
Hildy93 21
I'm sorry I'm lost, how did they walk into that one again?
trucker2 33
It should read ; unlucky girl !!
ham_spam 17
They said walked right into that one didn't you the word again wasn't there
spacefish966 18
******* is great ! ******* on the floor is unforgiving. I personally like something with a little more give.... just a idea. I hope its not a serious infection and clears up. when you're ready again experiment on as many places as you can and find out what you like..... Good luck and **** like a champ !!
vishwa_evo 15
Does'nt matter had sex?
BeenIt 5
Well geez, he wasn't gentle.