luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
onepussytwopussy
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
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olillia 16
For all the people assuming she got an STD/STI, it is extremely common for girls to get yeast infections after their first time having sex, because your body overly produces yeast that's already there to heal the tissue tears. It also freaks out with the introduction to the other person's natural yeast and bacteria. She can also get a UTI because females have such short urethra and you HAVE to pee directly after having sex. She could have also had an allergic reaction to the condom. So common.
luckygirl2015 16
Thank you random stranger! I do not have any STIs or STDs hahaha girls can get all sorts of infections
rogerover 19
You don't give it You lose it. He doesn't have it. Even though he had you. What I believe is missing is your ******.
mmariahshaee 3
That infection manifested quickly.
xxkrystalxx 14
The first time I had sex, I got a UTI that manifested the next day. They usually show symptoms immediately. STDS/STI can go months or years without symptoms.
alioni 12
zeznuo te posteno
luckygirl2015 16
Apsolutno se slazem hahahah sta se moze zivot ide dalje
Dominus101 20
Well a relationship is all about give and take sorry you got the short end of the stick this time OP
paperbag77 9
i wonder what the boyfriend would say if he saw this
luckygirl2015 16
The boyfriend wouldnt give a shit hahahah he broke up with me... Great timing on his side hahaha
Onoconah 11
don't be silly, wrap your willy
kompa 5
Konacno netko iz hrvatske
sybe112 14
I honestly feel sorry for you.. I think the first time should be with someone you can trust on that part... First time should be most meaningful till you get a child. I support the use of a birth control pill the first time, if you have meaning less things in between use a condom..
luckygirl2015 16
Well, I wrote friction burn but FML changed it hahahah btw the infection was transfered (believe it or not) from his hands... We used condoms (thank god).