Intimacy: Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return...

By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:39

Safe sex is best sex

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Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:46

you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 24 October 2015 21:48

At least you didn't also get an occupied uterus.

DerpTheDestroyer 4

Friday 25 March 2016 13:51

You got a rug burn and now your RUG burns?!?

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