Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
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Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
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24788 7
Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)
farmgirl 3
#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing
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QueenBouta 0
LMAO!!! My sister would do something like that to me, on puprose!!! Note to self...Fluffy toys, dont hurt! LOL
cthulhu1138 1
Nothing like a backhand to put the brat in her place.
scorpiogirl666 0
and the lesson is: NEVER give your siblings something they can hurt you with. because they will hurt you.
JennaJustLauqhed 0
Your picture is of South Park, so when reading your comment ; I pictured Cartman saying it, Lol.
lilpsyco 16
There is nothing hotter than a girl who likes South Park
BaldOuting 0
lol i would have disabled it before i gave it to her. if she's anything like my friends, i wouldn't trust her with it.
Dhamy 0
Lmao. Your sister is not the nicest person,hm? Well, at least you know it works...
arienh4 0
#4: Nope, not in America. They are in any country with reasonable gun laws though.
TooMuchXbox 0
That sucks. Completely FYL. You're sister is kinda a bitch. Don't buy her anything else... ever.
amirn86 0
Hahaha I have a couple of friends who bought mace and thought it would be a good idea to spray it in the air in front of them to see "what it smells like"... similar but less stupid than them
LeftHanded_fml 0
Very thoughtful of you to do that to your sister. Sucks that she repaid you with a shock. You should take it back and tell her to go get raped on the street.
everyonehatesyou 0
LOL.