By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML
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ilikerainbows 0
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Tu es tres stupide.

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Spiffy 0

Next time ask before you assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P

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Spiffy 0

Next time ask before you assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P

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ReyEr9412 0
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I agree. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.

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missonedirection 6
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Isn't "ass out of you NOT me...?"

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Ramb0 20
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no it is not

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kamikaze_fml 0
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Votre sont un baiser retarde.

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ilikerainbows 0
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Tu es tres stupide.

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Gimmedat 0
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cowycal 4
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^Knowing which language it is fail. -_-

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RileyFerrari 0
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French, you retard. Très means very.

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Lawlihearttigers 5

F. A. I. L. ! Learn how to speak the language before criticizing.

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TaylorLynn462 10

No, it's a french win.

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icrest80 4

3 not to be a tight ass but because you probably don't know op it would be vous êtes très stupides. I guess this makes me a French grammar nazi lol

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FluffyWizdom 15
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t'es vraiment con

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Salzxx 11
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#89 it's just one person, so tu works. #3 just forgot the accent

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Jimboom 11
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Thanks. You just re-enforce the negative stereotype about French being rude arrogant fuckers. I say thanks because I like taking the piss out of the French. :-P

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photographygal 0
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welllll there goes your chances of making into that program lol

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i_f_16 0
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I guess you dont kno ur friends voices that well

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ladidalisa 0
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what I was thinking

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iluvfmls456 0

or their phone numbers.

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icare4u 0
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c'est bien dommage!!

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Shemia 7
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I'm French and I'm never being a rude arrogant fucker, thanks a lot.

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xolotl 0

Why would you assume that?

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Hlessirah 3

Well, it's better than if you had said that in English, right? At least you showed them that you're fluent in french cursing...Maybe they were impressed!

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