FML : Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each...

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 19 March 2009 05:17 / United States

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By ilikerainbows | 0

#42763 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:12

Tu es tres stupide.

By Spiffy | 0

#42747 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:05

Next time ask before you assume.

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P

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By Spiffy | 0

#42747 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:05

Next time ask before you assume.

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P

ReyEr9412 | 0

#937373 - Thursday 11 March 2010 23:30

I agree. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.

missonedirection | 6

#4214039 - Sunday 25 March 2012 19:40

Isn't "ass out of you NOT me...?"

Ramb0 | 20

#6534621 - Friday 12 February 2016 0:09

no it is not

By kamikaze_fml | 0

#42756 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:10

Votre sont un baiser retarde.

By ilikerainbows | 0

#42763 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:12

Tu es tres stupide.

Gimmedat | 0

#1013352 - Monday 31 May 2010 4:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

cowycal | 4

#1019884 - Saturday 5 June 2010 5:42

^Knowing which language it is fail. -_-

RileyFerrari | 0

#1035615 - Saturday 19 June 2010 5:28

French, you retard. Très means very.

Lawlihearttigers | 5

#3747722 - Sunday 18 December 2011 1:51

F. A. I. L. ! Learn how to speak the language before criticizing.

TaylorLynn462 | 10

#4622795 - Thursday 28 June 2012 0:48

No, it's a french win.

icrest80 | 4

#4872030 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 2:52

3 not to be a tight ass but because you probably don't know op it would be vous êtes très stupides. I guess this makes me a French grammar nazi lol

FluffyWizdom | 15

#5065991 - Sunday 21 October 2012 21:23

t'es vraiment con

Salzxx | 8

#6695655 - Monday 26 September 2016 21:05

#89 it's just one person, so tu works. #3 just forgot the accent

By Jimboom | 11

#42773 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:16

Thanks. You just re-enforce the negative stereotype about French being rude arrogant fuckers.

I say thanks because I like taking the piss out of the French. :-P

By photographygal | 0

#42774 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:17

welllll there goes your chances of making into that program lol

By i_f_16 | 0

#42781 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:18

I guess you dont kno ur friends voices that well

ladidalisa | 0

#1023501 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:37

what I was thinking

iluvfmls456 | 0

#2820442 - Monday 4 July 2011 20:45

or their phone numbers.

By icare4u | 0

#42789 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:24

c'est bien dommage!!

By Shemia | 7

#42802 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:31

I'm French and I'm never being a rude arrogant fucker, thanks a lot.

By xolotl | 0

#42811 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:39

Why would you assume that?

By Hlessirah | 3

#42815 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:43

Well, it's better than if you had said that in English, right? At least you showed them that you're fluent in french cursing...Maybe they were impressed!