By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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Ouch, that sucks. D=

YDI, for buying it for her. Jk, but I wouldn't know what a stun gun does myself, you should have told her to be careful with it beforehand. Or maybe she just hates you.

Mandatory "DON'T TAZE ME SIS!" reference.

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I imagined a kinky scene. Am I normal? Tell me I'm normal.

hello who want to suckes you i know what your means is

lol.. that would not be a tazer, that would be a tens unit, but yeah. same principle.

You should have bought some flowers instead. They don't hurt as much as the tazer.

Pumpkin Idk wtf is wrong with your brain but that bitch woulda gotten pimp slapped if she said that to me.

It doesn't suck, it's just shocking that she would do such a thing

haha SHOCKING! get it that's punny

YDI, my bf knows better than to get me any sort of weapon. you should too.

... ._. Damn, bro... That does suck

Ouch that sucks, I'm gessing you live in the not so nice part of your town?

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

i really dont know how to respond to this your girlfriend should at least be happy that you care so much for her safety though

YDI for not teaching her how to use it and to let her point it at you. haha she put you in place with that taser.

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

a stun gun operates on high voltage, often around 50,000. it's amps that kill you, not volts

Don't taze me, bro!! There, I said it.

Glad someone said it. That said, get her with it when she's asleep, then tell her it's her fault for showing you the awesome power it holds.

That is awesome; I was thinking that myself!

Damnit, I want a taser!

I would say YDI but your girlfriend already said that