By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States
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YDI, for buying it for her. Jk, but I wouldn't know what a stun gun does myself, you should have told her to be careful with it beforehand. Or maybe she just hates you.
Mandatory "DON'T TAZE ME SIS!" reference.
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I imagined a kinky scene. Am I normal? Tell me I'm normal.
Normal
YDI, my bf knows better than to get me any sort of weapon. you should too.
Ouch that sucks, I'm gessing you live in the not so nice part of your town?
I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.
i really dont know how to respond to this your girlfriend should at least be happy that you care so much for her safety though
I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.
Don't taze me, bro!! There, I said it.
Glad someone said it. That said, get her with it when she's asleep, then tell her it's her fault for showing you the awesome power it holds.
I would say YDI but your girlfriend already said that
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I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.
I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.